walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
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We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
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I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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