I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
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Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
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She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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