What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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