Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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