Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
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dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
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I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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