but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
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ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
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I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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