I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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