considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
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She even gives head with a lisp.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
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I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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