shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
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Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
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My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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