wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
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We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
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At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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