I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
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THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
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So much rum. So many feels.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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