i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
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No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
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no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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