There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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