he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
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We had to coat check the pizza.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
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how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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