i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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