butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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