Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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