Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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