im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
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