So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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