People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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