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i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
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Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
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I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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