You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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