Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
it was like eating out sand paper
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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