I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
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I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
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it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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