Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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