You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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