Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
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Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
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i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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