do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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