I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
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I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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