just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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