i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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