It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
porn star boner night. come get it.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
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Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
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Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money