that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
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I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
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Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos