so that wasnt chicken after all
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.