what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Randomize
