yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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