I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
