That's intense
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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