I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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