At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
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She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
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I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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