Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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