Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
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Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
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I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I want a musical about memes.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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