if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Drunk is not a location!
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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