My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
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he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
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your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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