its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
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Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
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There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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