Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
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dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
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Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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