Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
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Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
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Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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