At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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