hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
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I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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