Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
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She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
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So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Two words: nipple clamps
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