ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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