i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I accidentally burped into my bong.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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