You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
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yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
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We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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