I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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