Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
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You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
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She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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