she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
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Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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