Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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