Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
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I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
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Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
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