There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
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I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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