He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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