well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
He did a backflip because drugs
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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