Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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